A new era, a new game

Ok, those who don't know, this game goes down like this:
There's this hill right? and you have to claim it and post how you claimed the hill from the previous person. Afterwards you say "MY HILL!"
I'll start then:

Walking home from the store, oh look...an empty hill =3

"MY HILL!"

Places a Lv. 3 Sentry which kills the previous owner.

MY HILL!

Windows 3.1 says:
Places a Lv. 3 Sentry which kills the previous owner.

not to be rude or anything, but if anyone sees a engineer carrying anything, i'm sure any enemy that sees him will stop him. Also to place a lvl3 sentry takes 5+ sec, so that's plenty of time to stop it.

so, in a nutshell, if you were a engineer carrying a sentry to the hill you'd be
1. dead before you get there
2. if you didn't die, your sentry will be after you place it. then you'll die.

ok, i'm going to stop finding every single flaw about how you took the hill now.

alright, since there's a full health sentry with a nearly dead engineer....

*uses a sniper rifle* Boom, headshot. *shoots the sentry with 2-3 scoped shots* (if you haven't played tf2, it takes about 2 scoped shots to kill a sentry)

MY HILL!

If you sniped it then you're not on the hill, are you?

*hides behind wall*

MY HILL!

*Ends program: TF2*

MY HILL

"Enemy AC-130 above!"

MY HILL! No doubt.

Do you realize that the AC-130 attack just happened in a game right ? Not in the real hill.
So, MY HILL!

Runs the previous owner over in an M1A1 Abrams Tank.

MY HILL!

Takes out the tank with my trusty javelin.

MY HILL!

There's only one way a Javelin can take out a tank. *Head grows to twice its size*

HAAAAAAX!!!!! *Throws computer monitor*

*Head returns to normal*

MY HILL!!!