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I can't sir, it's liquid.

You're the butler of the last person, he asks you to do something impossable.
You still have to do it, tell how you did it.

You, cut my apple juice!

Frozen

Quad Bike Racer
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Idiot, freeze it, then cut it!

Jump into a volcano and then prepair my breakfast.

etc.

Frozen

Quad Bike Racer
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I abseiled down the local dormant volcano fool. And the preparing of breakfast... thats the hard part.

Walk across the river for my amusement!

Osl112

G-kart Racer
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That's easy! i'll build a bridge across it!

Now go and get me a television, 2 seconds ago!

Frozen

Quad Bike Racer
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*Pulls up in a DMC 12 two minutes ago* here's the TV you ordered.

Get me a White Dwarf star, pronto!

Phoenyx Impe...

Rise from the ashes!
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I built some kind of lazer thingy that makes me really really big. So here it is. *gives star*

Tell me all the numbers of pi!

NitroGuy!

G-kart Racer
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No way sir, google them yourself!

I'd like to have a square sausage, anyone haz em?

wormi

Beetle Racer
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I just cut them to make a square out of sausages

GO DEFEAT CHUCK NORRIS!

FT»Mandark

Beetle Racer
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That's easy, i'll just put him into a warp dimension.

Now, go and swim in land.

Frozen

Quad Bike Racer
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Time to go to the local swimming pool.

Run on the sky.

Osl112

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