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Servant: *Opens Phone book to music lessons section.*

Master: Dance on lava.

banjee»UD

Beetle Racer
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Servant: *wears a lava-proof suit, steps on a rock in the middle of the lava and starts dancing*

Master: Allright, now drink a glass of steak.

Moo Stache«

Learner Driver
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Servant does nothing, but after he says that he did it. This strategy worked for homework in school days.

Master: Win a breakdance contest with Mr.Hankey

disturbio

G-kart Racer
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Servant: *waits for christmasdinner, does a little dance on his pottybreak, then flushes mr.Hankey*

Master: There's this annoying elephant messing up my garden, see if you can make it float away.

BLiNNeMaNS

loves Foolspeed
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That one's easy, the servant pops the up-style balloon cluster as the elephant just floats away.

Master: "I am in the mood for some triple bacon cheeseburger ice-cream. Make one"

FT»Osaka

The Green Dude
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Here you go.

I'm tired of this sun, make it night!

Cxom

Moped Racer
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Yes sir, I'll go catch a black hole for swallowing the Sun.

Master: Fix my nuclear fusion reactor with a insulating tape.

MatheusKS

Learner Driver
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Everybody knows that if you can't fix a problem with duct tape you're just not using enough of it. I guess that about 500 miles will do.

Master: "Since you have ACED the task of triple bacon cheeseburger ice-creams, I would want to see if you could make enough money off of them to buy the world"

FT»Osaka

The Green Dude
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Servant: I already have, thats why I'm the master now...

Serv...ehh new Master: Get me a jacket that can keep me warm in winter and cool in summer!

Tuta

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Servant: Sir, I have now installed in your jacket an air conditioning device.

Master: Make my paraplegic cousin be able to walk again. He really needs it.

Moo Stache«

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