Provides you with a download link of Safari, resulting in your suicide.

MAH HILL!

Brings a cardboard cutout of Hannah Montana, making you run away.

MY HILL!

Brings a cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber. *the previous owner runs away*

MY HILL!

Takes some boombox and starts bumpin' that Rebecca Black, forcing the world to stay at, at least, 500m from the hill.

MY HILL

Has mp3 player in his pocket, listening to Chris Lake ft. Deadmau5 - I Thought Inside Out with my headphones which reduce sounds from the outside a lot (nice Sennheiser headphones which I bought last month), taking a nice stroll to the hill, backstabbin the previous owner, making a cup of coffee, calling Chuck Norris for assist, claiming the hill.

....

my hill =3

Actions speak louder, than words do

So i just do this to you.

MY HILL!

I run you over with my segway.

MY HILL!

boom...

*makes a hill on another planet in a galaxy far far away*

MY HILL!

too bad you were still on earth when it boomed.

MY HILL! (or what did remained out of it)

Sits down on you.

MY HILL!

[I am not in any way fat IRL]